Sunday, June 28, 2009

if i don't SLEEP, this is what you get :)

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i remember writing this 2 summers ago. back when i was still hooked at an online game called pristontale. hmm. used to play almost 10-15 hrs a day. i know. hooked is taking it lightly, consumed was closer to the truth :)






wrote this when i took a break from playing 1 night, and no i didn't drink or smoke any weed if that's what you're thinking. spending too much time infront of my computer really mustve scrambled my brains. hahahaha. well, read up and tell me what you think of it :)





"magaling magaling magaling." yan ung sinabi sakin nung kumpare kong langka habang binabasa ang aklat ng walang hanggan. wari daw ako ay maging malaya para hindi malanta un tanim sa bundok ng tasa. akalain mo nga naman na may planeta palang tumatalon-talon? hanep sarap amuyin eh. hindi ko maintindihan hindi ko maintindihan! oh wag mo kantahin, tula yan. pag sapit ng tagmais dapat maging masunurin ang langgam para makakain ng sapat sa ibabaw ng buwan. malay mo manalo ka sa lotto? o dba? sama lang ako sayo solb na, kahit dos lng dala ko. basta wag mo kalilimutan, ung ulam sa mesa ilagay sa ref at baka mamulaklak ng kamatis, mahirap un sabi ko sayo. magmamantsa sa buhok. tulad nung isang beses sa bahay ng pare kong ipis, naku hinaluan nia ng toyo ung balde, naging kamote 2loy. tawa sia ng tawa, nasiraan na ata. basta e2 tandaan mo: "aus lng 2mawa paminsan, wag lng magdadrugs." wahaha.





WILD :)

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Flag Ceremony :)

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i was a cute kid back in my elementary days.
chubby. chinky eyed. at wag ka, maputi din ako.. DATI.

(oo nga pala, sinulat ko tong draft na to habang
"nakikinig" sa PTA program ng grade 4 kong kapatid
na si Gino. Tama, proxy nga ako ng nanay ko. haha.
anyway, back to the post)







flag ceremony. 7:00am. kotse ni lolo.







"Kuya, gising na! Nandito na tayo sa school!" sigaw ng bata
kong kapatid na si Pia.



Mulat.
Kuskos ng mata.
Unat ng konti.
Hikab.
Punas ng laway sa gilid ng bibig.
Tingin sa salamin.







6:30 ang start ng ceremony. Ayos.
Tapos na yung "Bayang Magiliw".
Lagi nalang naabutan eh yung last
few lines ng Roosevelt College Hymn.

"...Thy glory fame, we'll all defend,
thy children dear we will ever be.."
(sa taas ng tono nito wala ka nang
maririnig na estudyante. kung meron man,
SINGTONADO na ang loko.)




Dulo nanaman ng pila.



Pulbos sa leeg.

Butil-butil na pawis sa
taas ng bibig at ilong.

Nameplate na sinlaki ng
billboard sa Edsa.

Lunchbox na blue.

Stroller na Power-Rangers.

Jug na blue.

Black leather shoes.

White socks na abot hanggang
langit.





POGI.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Laws in LIFE :)

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some of these came from my own personal mishaps.
other items came from my buds, well MOST of em. hahaha.





Miggy's Law of Mechanical Repair:After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.





Miggy’s Variation Law:If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.







Miggy’s Law of Thermodynamics: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. or vice versa :) nice cool frappe turns to sweaty mud puddle.





Miggy's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody. (bad hair day? seeing your ex? hahaha)






Miggy’s Principle of Repairs: When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn’t work, it will.







Miggy's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area






Miggy's Principle of Work: When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.









hmm.. similar experiences?
laws you wanna add?
go ahead, feel free :)